What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

Joe Biden is not the best president we had. That would be John F. Kennedy. How is voting for Donald Trump any worse than voting for Joe Biden?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

Moonraker

What was something you did naughty with your cousin?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is something you want to "get off your chest"?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Hey there anyone awake at this time myself an bubble butt wife with her big ass tits is extremely Horny come join us on a private video call an watch us get kinky an naughty😋😋😋😋

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

Is having white skin really that attractive?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

My marriage is fixed. My future husband repeatedly calls me to meet me in private and pressure me to have a relationship. What should I do?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper